who is Al
Al is a basset hound. he has been Al his whole life, since long before computers learned to talk. office shirt. clip-on tie. name tag. that's it.
form AL-01 · solana · pump.fun
Al $AL
They renamed AI to SI. Nobody told Al.
CA
[CA]
form AL-02 · lore
hi. it's Al. again.
what happened
in 2022 everyone started calling him AI. he got used to correcting them. then a sep 29, 2026 executive order told federal agencies to say "super intelligence" instead of "artificial intelligence". now his mail comes addressed to "Mr. SI". nobody asked Al.
the font thing is real
the San Francisco Standard reported (sep 13, 2026) that people named Al get mistaken for AI, because sans-serif fonts draw a capital I and a lowercase l the same. there is a facebook group called "Fonts to save people named Al (AL)". it has four members.
hi. it's Al. all i want is a serif on my name tag, and for the post office to stop forwarding my letters to a data center. thank you for your time.
form AL-03 · rename tracker
rename tracker
verified renames only. Al checks this every morning.
| date | was | now | source |
|---|---|---|---|
| sep 29, 2026 | AI (federal usage) | SI, "super intelligence" | Forbes |
| oct 10, 2026 | @SpaceXAI on X | @SpaceXSI | TeslaNorth |
| ongoing | Al | still Al pending | nobody asked |
meanwhile, .si domain registrations went from 3,515 in august to 46,000+ in september 2026 (Yahoo Finance). Al did not register one.
form AL-04 · exhibit A
spot the difference
left: artificial intelligence, now SI. right: a basset hound. in most fonts you can't tell. that's the whole problem.
currently: sans. identical.
days since someone called Al an AI
0
resets daily. has never gotten past 0.
form AL-05 · name tag office
serif for Al
type a name. get a name tag. the government stamps it SI. unless you're Al. then it misses.
form AL-06 · tokenomics
tokenomics
standard pump.fun. nothing clever. Al doesn't do clever.
- supply
- 1,000,000,000
- tax
- 0%
- LP
- pump.fun bonding curve; on graduation liquidity migrates to PumpSwap and the LP tokens are burned. Since July 2026 (BOOST) ~20% of migration liquidity is spent on buys in the first 5 minutes after graduation and those tokens are burned.
form AL-07 · instructions
how to buy
1. wallet
get a Solana wallet, like Phantom or Solflare. write the seed phrase on paper. don't send it to anyone. not even Al.
2. fund
buy some SOL and send it to that wallet. keep a little extra for fees.
3. swap
open the $AL page on pump.fun, connect, swap SOL for $AL. check the CA matches the one on this page.
4. hold
that's it. no promises. Al can't even get his mail delivered.
form AL-08 · chart
chart
no pair yet. the chart shows up here after launch.
until then, it's a manila folder with nothing in it.
form AL-09 · meme-map
meme-map
a plan, filed in triplicate. none of this is a promise.
phase 1 · file the form
launch on pump.fun. post the opener: "they renamed AI to SI. nobody told Al. $AL"
pendingphase 2 · the bonding curve
if the curve fills, pump.fun migrates liquidity to PumpSwap and burns the LP. that's how pump.fun works. not a promise.
pendingphase 3 · reply to every rename
each verified rename gets the same polite reply from Al, with a source link. the tracker gets a new row.
ongoingphase 4 · the serif
a serif on Al's name tag. the post office stops forwarding his letters to a data center.
pending since 2022